January 2012
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
When you don't see someone for a long time
A friend :
Best friend :
December 2011
keciasamethystheart:
When we are done here I want to be spent, completely used up hollow, poured out royal colors over our king bed then ring me out into a glass and get drunk
Mother..on parties
Mom: I called the girl's mom, she said she isn't going to be home..
Me: Yeah i know (oh shit oh shit fuck)
Mom:
Me:
Mom: I'm still going to let you go.
Me: Cool thanks. (queefing with excitement)
Meanwhile, at Tumblr headquarters...
solemnxrequiem:
redxmarksthespot:
richardjohngrayson:
thetitansleader:
leetakeuchi:
// More like meanwhile at the Titans Tower. 8|
“Titans, Go! Stroke, stroke, stroke—”
// it could also work for the Batfamily.
XD
{{What is air.
I am dying.}}
Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian are rowing, Steph is the Steersman and Batman is calling out the orders, OH MY GOD.
“ROBINS! C’MON,...
